I am outdated. Remember Mary Schmich? ‘Wear Sunscreen’, and assorted advice which apparently ‘had no basis more reliable that the writer’s own meandering experience’?
Well, mary Schmich, Ma’am, you and your advice served me well. But well, at this rate I wil be getting obsolete, and I can, ….you know … feel the truth. I will know it when I see it, and yes I saw it in your own meandering experience once, but well, not anymore.
Enter P.J. O’Rourke.
Gd bless your noble soul, gentleman, and thank you.